FastEddy

Rides fast bikes fast and is known as Eddy.

Fuck me, was that FastEddy?? that was proper fast!

by Not telling September 30, 2003

foisted

(noun) Getting fisted with a little more "oh."

He foisted me 'til I walked funny.

by C-Team Podcast July 2, 2016

fasted

to be presented with something that's unusually large

I was totaly fasted the other day!

by Clarabelle Sari September 21, 2006

Duel fisted boomstick

fistfull of boomstick but with two hands

jennings just had to use two hands on that poor cow

by masterofrpg March 5, 2004

ham-fisted

The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.

Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.

by Gaspor Porcine January 7, 2012

double fisted jackoff

A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them

When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.

by Jeff Conwell June 16, 2010

Ham Fisted

Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.

After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.

by Yimmycat March 2, 2012