Falstaff

A gang infested area in Toronto infamous for shootings and it's large drug trade.

Falstaff is too dangerous i'm not goin' man.

by cduber July 15, 2010

failsomeness

When you Fail Awesomeness.

This word is total failsomeness.

by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.

1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.

by Wikked1 May 10, 2009

Failtacular

Adj. --A status of Fail, derived from the words "fail", and "spectacular". This is the second highest rank of Failing, next to Epic Fail, and can be used to describe:

A: A single, godly fail, though the more common term for this is a more severe "Epic Fail".

B: A string of consecutive Failures, normally to the amusement of onlookers.

"Dude, your drawing of a duck looks like a second string Patriots QB...it's so failtacular!"

"Fail, Double Fail, Multifail, Failing Spree, Failtacular."

by TheAlgorithm June 21, 2009

failtation

The act of failing at flirting

His failtation at picking up Sandy was a subject of overdue hilarity within his circle of friends.

by acxyvb August 3, 2008

failsmanship

The acknowledgment of someone's failing to perform any given act, usually a mundane one.

Shae's attempt to provide an example for this word resulted in failsmanship because he junked it up so bad.

by skryblz March 25, 2009