Facewreck

Facebook Train Wreck. Defined by being friends with a person, or a couple, on Facebook solely for the purpose of following his/their incessant, and neverending posts detailing his/their train wreck life/lives.

John: "Who are you stalking on Facebook?"
Mary: "I'm catching up on posts from my favorite Facewreck! She is such a hot mess!"

by tcbailey September 3, 2014

Faceblicity

using Facebook for publicity, either for business or personal purposes (self-promotion).

Boss: Can you help us with our Faceblicity? Do you have any experience with this marketing channel?
Employee: Yes sure. I became a Faceblicity expert after the birth of my first child.

by carorobocop January 4, 2016

facebrooke

when one person on their own can spread information just like a Facebook post.

that kid has a bad case is of facebrooke

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

facebrooke

when one person on their own can spread information just like a Facebook post.

that kid has a bad case is of facebrooke

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

facesick

Feeling sick on the face. Rash on the face red and sore face

I have facesick. My face has a rash on it feeling sore and red.

by Alcoha April 29, 2019

Facebike

A vehicle bought and sold repeatedly over a short period via Facebook marketplace, usually with short MOT and no paperwork

That Vauxhall Corsa I sold, has turned into a Facebike

by AdmiralAlcatraz August 19, 2021

Faceblinked

When you blink in a photo, or emoticon

Cheese! '³ oh no! I faceblinked!

by Hdew12354 November 15, 2025