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Ball bag friction theory

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 9, 2013
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frictionary

A lexicon of words designed to irritate or cause conflict.

dictionary, conflict, racism, taunt, insult
FRICTIONARY: I didn't understand the nasty words they were using to create friction, so I looked them up in the frictionary.

dictionary, conflict, racism, taunt, insult
by NGSCDK February 10, 2010
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farction

n. A fraction of a fart.
"Bobby did you just fart?"
"Nah, it was just a farction"
by toastyj August 28, 2014
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Fanfiction Withdrawal

The defeat and sadness that you feel after finishing a long, well-written fanfiction, usually on Wattpad or Ao3.
God man, I'm going through major fanfiction withdrawal after that really good Garfield x Naruto fic i read the other day.
by 7up Hoarder June 8, 2019
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friction

Not only is "friction" one of the best words, as well as most sexual, but, come one, wonderful things come from friction...mostly orgasms, and what's better than an orgasm? Very few things.
Mmmm...friction...
by Elley Chaos May 24, 2003
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fanfiction

Stories written by fans of a certain TV show, cartoon, anime, book, or movie using existing plots, characters, or ideas from the series but then continuing the story, adding new characters, changing the ending, or changing the plot.
Most are written by an obsessed fan who invents a character that's supposed to be like him/her, only 10 times prettier, smarter, and stronger who falls in love with whoever the fan has a crush on. Many of them have poor grammar, thin plots, and bad spelling. But there are a few with original ideas, great storylines, and interesting fancharacters writeen by creative writters. These ones are worth reading.
Most fanfiction is found only at fansites of the series or a general site for all types of fanfiction.
Obsessed Fan: I love Inuyasha sooooo much! *squeee* I'll write a fanfic of a super cool and powerful demon cat girl (that's basically me, only a 100 times better) that comes and takes Inuyasha from that evil bitch Kagome who doesn't deserve him (but I do cause I'm super cool)

Creative Writer: That anime show was so interesting and had some neat ideas, but I have a great, original idea: what if it went like this.... I think I'll write my own fanfiction about it.
by Marisa08 December 1, 2006
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fanfiction scurvy

The terrible illness that a person (usually female) gets when they read fanfiction for a prolonged amount of time that contains no lemons (aka: smut, sex).
So I was reading this fic and I was wondering when there would be a lemon, but then I noticed it was rated T! I've got serious fanfiction scurvy now, can you link me to some good lemons?
by answer42 July 19, 2010
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