Fred

The gay fuck boy who fucks and eats dogs.

That Fred is so weird

by Ling Ling Chong December 2, 2016

Fred

A FRED is a Hot Cat. If you have a hot cat who is fat and cute and smart and loud, name him FRED.

What a hot cat. He's a Fred!

by THE only Chimpers February 10, 2008

Fred

An amazing looking guy who girls love Fred is cool calm and good at sport

Fred is good looking with muscle

by Psioedeuom March 16, 2015

Fred

a Fred is most of the time from NewYork and sits around and does nothing all week including sundays.A Fred also has been to jail at least once and is very fat.

MY STEP DAD FRED

by izzyipod March 8, 2009

Fred

The most kind and caring man in the world. Someone you can always trust to be there for you. He is super hot and all the girls want him, but hes taken and in a super amazing, commited relationship. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to be him. Hes amazing inside and out.

Madi: omg did you see that guy? Hes going to be my husband.
Person 2: must be a fred.

by 05112017 May 1, 2018

fred

a big butthole that likes trash-talking people and swears a LOT

is that fred swearing

yah it is and he likes LUlu

by lulululululuulu June 6, 2018

fred

To fret that you might poop yourself whilst allowing your sphincter to relax ever so slightly in the hope that you will enjoy the pleasure of releasing a tremendously satisfying, beeping fart. This verb applies especially to coffee drinkers on the run to catch a mode of public transportation.

"I'm running to the lightrail and I just scarfed last night's Chipotle, followed by two espresso shots, so I really hope I don't fred because these are my only work-appropriate trousers."

by Kid Whiskers July 14, 2015