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farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark
"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."
by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005
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Rob Fording

The act of getting all wasted and doing crack.
Guy 1: Man, you were out of control last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was Rob Fording it pretty hard.
by cokemidget November 10, 2013
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Forting

The act of entrapping a person under a blanket, giving the illusion of a "fort".
"I am going to fort you!", "I was punched in the face while forting my friend"
by mr. mantooth January 15, 2012
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Fooking dook

1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.

2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.

3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.

Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”

Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”

*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”

“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
by Fooking sheep May 19, 2018
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fooking

replacement for "fucking"
1- verb form
2- adj form
3- noun form
1- he was fooking his hoe when his parents walked in
2- he looked like a fooking mess
3- you should have seen the fooking his dad gave him afterward!
by chugg3h June 9, 2003
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Fonking

Kansas City terms for "Beefing", or having problems with someone. It is not to be mistaken with Funking because it changes the definition entirely. Pronounced fon-King
Yo look at twitter Meek Mill and Drake is on there Fonking hard.
by Lite Green aka Tommy Rocko October 5, 2015
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Foring

The combination of the words "fucking" and "boring".
"Let's watch "Vanilla Sky" tonight!"
"I've seen that movie,it is foring and i almost can't sit through it!Over rated crap!"
by iiisss April 8, 2010
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