Falseheimer's

Falseheimer's: (noun) A feigned non-medical condition which symptoms include selectively forgetting things previously learned for the sake of expediency/convenience and forgetting to do chores in which one has no interest. Spouses and retail associates are particularly prone.

You forgot today was my birthday even after I told you three times a day all last week????? That's not a senior moment, dear: You have Falseheimer's."

by eightdozenroses November 20, 2010

false knowledge

A person telling someone, about or how to do something, when in reality the person does not know what they are talking about and is talking dangerous ignorance.

Listening to false knowledge is more dangerous the ignorance.

by bigcheddar April 11, 2015

False Hope

When someone makes you believe or give you feelings about something that isn’t true.

She gave me false hope, by giving me an almond that could not be opened. I expected to eat the almond, but therefore couldn’t since it was sealed closed, so she gave me false hope.

by Strawberry milk tea January 4, 2021

false metal

Originated by Manowar, they originally used it to describe the music of the Glam/Hair bands of the Eighties. In a modern context, it can be used to describe numerous Nu-Metal bands.

"Manowar waged open verbal, and occasionally physical, warfare upon those who could not genuinely play their instruments or who were half hearted in embracing the true spirit of their beloved heavy metal"

-Manowar: Anthology. Inset by Dave Ling.

That poser only likes False Metal.

Quit listening to that False Metal and stick some Manowar on!

by BPRW August 11, 2004

falsies

official def: Padding or a pad worn inside a brassiere to make the breasts appear larger.

like stuffing. in fact most real bras kinda are like this

After some months Sally's falsies were all screwed up pointing all over the place. It looked hella ugly and obvious.

by welcome_2_lalaland June 14, 2005

False hope

False hope comes under depression and deep emotions, you hope that something will happen and the opposite does. You may trace your fingers along your skin and reach for a blade but nothing has ever cut deeper then believing in things that don’t happen, some days for people it could be depression or suicidal thoughts that get in the way of your dreams so they just become false hopes.

‘That’s a dream I have, but what’s the point I’m just gaining false hope.’

by Deaddreams_x January 27, 2019

false claim

Somebody who claim to be in a gang ( blood , crip ) but really ain't bout that life

That boy kelvin swear he blood but really he just false claim

by Savagerealistboiiiiiilolbruh December 25, 2015