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wang flops

The motion and associated slapping sound of one's penis while dancing around naked.
"Dude, I was taking a shower last night, and I was doing some hardcore wang flops!"
"I was about to fuck her, but I started doing wang flops and bit off my dick."
"Amogh's tool is too small for wang flops."
"I wang flopped so hard it ripped off, went through the window, to my neighbor's house, and into my neighbor's grandma's vagina."
wang flops by Jebediah McGriddle December 25, 2008
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rainbow flip flops 

Pricey Flip flops that rich preppy kids have made a trend, even though they look like hippie stoners should wear them.
Think Birkenstocks in the 90's, Rainbow Flip Flops
rainbow flip flops by Suburban mom September 12, 2013
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Douche Flops 

The act of someone wearing socks with their adidas,nike,under armor, or jordan brand flip flops. It doesn't matter if the socks are midcalfs or not, its still douchey as hell. And theres no excuse for "its comfortable". Flip flops are ment to be worn without socks!
-"Look at that kid wearing those Douche Flops!"
- Wow what a douche, hes even wearing knee socks!"
Douche Flops by starwarsmaster69 November 22, 2011

Flip Flops 

Second to the croc when it comes to the most unflattering, unattractive and lazy shoe to exist.
If you don't garden you shouldn't wear flip flops or crocs.

PRETTY FLOWERS AND FLIP FLOPS 

Used to insult a player while playing a game. When you lose, or the other person cheat, simply scream, “YOUR PERSON WAS ALL PRETTY FLOWERS AND FLIP FLOPS!” To discriminate them. If that fails, then rape is in order.

While playing Ultimate ninja

Me: *Mashes on PS2 buttons*
Cousin: Hahahaha...Oh, what?
Me: Lol, you lose.
Cousin: Orly? Sasuke was all, PRETTY FLOWERS AND FLIP FLOPS!
Me:.....
Cousin: I'm going to rape you now.

flip-flops 

the most simple, but !thA beSt! shoe ever made. NOT meant to be worn in the cold, (U idIOTs that wEAr them with mInI sKiRtS in 20 degree weather!) but easy to color cordinate with any outfit (your flip-flops should be the color that you wear the most of in your outfit, or you can just wear black or white flip-flops). they look so cute with your tight jeans and fitted polo!!! *Do NOT spend $39.95 on some DAM flip-flops, go to oldnavy and get 2 pairs for $5.00, they are just as sturdy and cute.
it was a hot summer day, Shada just got her feet done and was ready to go to the mall. she wore her american eagle skirt, pink aeropostale polo, and her pink flip-flops.
flip-flops by Um ya3H okAy April 22, 2006

Fint-flops 

Sandles that are worn by Fintmin.
"Walmart has Fint-flops on sale this week"
Fint-flops by yaheardsound1 April 1, 2010