Poop on Everyone's Faces

An exclamation, something you yell out of extreme frustration when you are searching for something to express your feelings.

Bertha: "Oh no Dane, I forgot my keys, now we are locked out of the house!"

Dane: "OH GREAT! Poop on everyone's faces!!"

by thebabbler August 29, 2010

facespace

v. The act of combining a Facebook and Myspace search to gain information about a person.

person 1: Damn, who is that girl?

person 2: She said her name was Jenny, I'm going to facespace her when i get home.

by Trongetmoney January 29, 2009

changing faces

During a threesome when a guy gets head from two girls at the same time.

I had good time last night with Renee and Danya, I got changing faces. Those girls are total sluts!!

by Kpeezy June 18, 2006

mow faces

To pwn somone who is not agg in paintball. To shoot them in the face multiple times

Dude this gat mows faces

Jt mows faces on the field

by JT March 1, 2005

faceship

a term that describes when one flies a great distance and lands on their face, often skidding several meters with severe pain and humiliation

doctor: what happened?
stoner: he did a faceship, with his face, and i laughed
doctor: yeah, i laughed too
wounded person: (dies of severe facial injury)

by thepumaman November 29, 2011

Facesurf

to recreationally swipe through online dating profiles

She facesurfs on Tinder when she's bored but doesn't respond to any of her messages

by CThumbelina July 30, 2016

Facesaver

An individual who makes a habit out of saving face. This person will do everything in their power to avoid admitting their mistakes or face embarrassment or shame as a result of their own doing. He/she lives in a fairytale world where it’s normal to just ignore the hurt caused by the crummy things he/she does to others. When a “fight or flight” situation occurs, the facesaver is known to usually choose the flight option.

Kenny is such a facesaver. He never owns up to his fuckups. He just expects everyone to forget the dumbass things he does and act like everything’s great when clearly it’s not. Instead of being a man and admitting he fucked up, he just runs away anytime he is confronted with the bullshit he caused! Kenny is the epitome of a facesaver!

by CloudKeeper December 27, 2019