R.T.F.M

Read The Fucking Manual. Used, more than most would imagine, in technical documents. Mostly of the manual or instructions variety. Tends to be added to the end or rather the start of the manual by technical writers annoyed by questions being brought up that are more than well answered in the relevant documentation.

Manuals on newly developed computer applications. R.T.F.M added to the end of the first introduction page.

by Nogaro49 October 1, 2008

C.F.M.

"CFM" stands for "Come Fuck Me, an adjective most commonly applied to shoes, specifically pumps. I believe the concept first emerged among urban gay men. I used the female pronoun in the sample sentence due to the gay male convention of referring to each other as "she."

She thinks she's hot in those C.F.M. pumps, but they make her walk like a crippled cow."

by Oh Mary June 1, 2018

L.T.W.Y.W.T.T.M.T.M.F.M.U

it means nothing someone is just trying to confuse u 👩 🦲

Jsjsjsjshsj L.T.W.Y.W.T.T.M.T.M.F.M.U yea

by 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 June 3, 2021

Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H.

You got to be fucking my cunt hole.

person 1: She didn't pay the bill.
person 2: Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H.

by Frank Kacvinsky April 16, 2008

P.F.M.

Pure Fucking Magic:
1) The idea that something resolved itself; the idea that something resolved magically; Used as an answer when the truth may not be present
2) Lengthened version of FM; a miracle; low probability

1) The problem cleared itself...how? Not sure, I think it was P.F.M.
2) It will be F.M. if he/she finishes the job.

by Greenskeeper1 October 1, 2007

P.F.M.

Pretty Fucking Much......

"So you're just sleeping all day?"
answer
P.F.M.

by Starlababy65 April 18, 2008

F.MA.M

A fat middle aged man is usually often in the suburbs working as a dad or a band director. They make lame jokes and wear really high socks. they tend to sweat a lot and talk about Monty Python

"Mr. Russel is such a F.MA.M"

by thespicypyro44 October 21, 2019