'That's why you're my favourite F.I.L.T.H.'
by H.M.C. Tamp September 30, 2012
Get the F.I.L.T.H. mug.F.I.B. term coined by the good people of Wisconsin as "Fucking Illinois Bastard" (or bitch, depending on the gender) to give to said drivers of that state should their shitty driving habits coincide with their state licence plate.
Because it takes an Illinois license plate and shitty reckless driving to be one. Imagined being nearly T-boned by one and then a month later, getting rear-ended by another, and you have to get a new car because of it (both on Stoney Island Ave). Another instance is that they're drunk or high and they flip a U-turn while speeding, only to crash into a building. Of course they aren't insured, because why would you have insurances?! Or they can just be a complete asshole and block you from changing lanes because they have nothing better to do! That's on top of the local Chicago dipshits that want to go 20+ miles over the speed limit. They're literally part of the reason why the song "I Hate Chicago" exists. It's always a race with these people. Speed cameras can't come soon enough. Corrupt cops don't even lay a finger most of the time because they're too busy with all the other crime and murders that goes on in the "wonderful" city of Chicago!
Behaviors like this define the term FIB. Wisconsinites may have coined the term, but any resident of any can adopt this term, including this Indiana resident that commutes to this hellish landscape 5 days a week. You don't want to be called a FIB? Then stop driving like one.
Because it takes an Illinois license plate and shitty reckless driving to be one. Imagined being nearly T-boned by one and then a month later, getting rear-ended by another, and you have to get a new car because of it (both on Stoney Island Ave). Another instance is that they're drunk or high and they flip a U-turn while speeding, only to crash into a building. Of course they aren't insured, because why would you have insurances?! Or they can just be a complete asshole and block you from changing lanes because they have nothing better to do! That's on top of the local Chicago dipshits that want to go 20+ miles over the speed limit. They're literally part of the reason why the song "I Hate Chicago" exists. It's always a race with these people. Speed cameras can't come soon enough. Corrupt cops don't even lay a finger most of the time because they're too busy with all the other crime and murders that goes on in the "wonderful" city of Chicago!
Behaviors like this define the term FIB. Wisconsinites may have coined the term, but any resident of any can adopt this term, including this Indiana resident that commutes to this hellish landscape 5 days a week. You don't want to be called a FIB? Then stop driving like one.
by kitsuneikari August 5, 2022
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(Fantasy-Sport Induced Emotional Discord) The emotional discord one experiences when the interests of their fantasy team are juxtaposed to those of the actual team one normally supports.
Tim, a Chargers fan, was experiencing a severe amount of F.I.E.D. (pronounced "fide") while watching Phililip Rivers pass for a career-high amount of yardage, because his opponent in fantasy football that week was benefitting from Rivers' great game.
by Spacial-D September 21, 2009
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Get the F.I.P.S mug.F.IF = Fart Induced Fit. The mad flailing of arms and nose pinching that happens as soon as a fart is smelt by the person unfortunate enough to be in the room when somebody else farts.
Hey man I did the best fart the other day but my girlfriend had a total F.I.F.
or, on seeing someone's reaction to your fart you can say
"Don't F.I.F out on me now!"
or, on seeing someone's reaction to your fart you can say
"Don't F.I.F out on me now!"
by ruby_wednesday April 9, 2010
Get the F.I.F mug.acroynm= Farted.In.My.Pussy. Refers to when a woman is seated in a certain position where gas is expelled from her asshole and winds up in her chocha. may also be referred to as a reverse queef.
Hey honey, did you F.I.M.P. when we went over that last speed bump? Yeah, we should probably wait a little while before we fuck...
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