1 definition by kitsuneikari
F.I.B. term coined by the good people of Wisconsin as "Fucking Illinois Bastard" (or bitch, depending on the gender) to give to said drivers of that state should their shitty driving habits coincide with their state licence plate.
Because it takes an Illinois license plate and shitty reckless driving to be one. Imagined being nearly T-boned by one and then a month later, getting rear-ended by another, and you have to get a new car because of it (both on Stoney Island Ave). Another instance is that they're drunk or high and they flip a U-turn while speeding, only to crash into a building. Of course they aren't insured, because why would you have insurances?! Or they can just be a complete asshole and block you from changing lanes because they have nothing better to do! That's on top of the local Chicago dipshits that want to go 20+ miles over the speed limit. They're literally part of the reason why the song "I Hate Chicago" exists. It's always a race with these people. Speed cameras can't come soon enough. Corrupt cops don't even lay a finger most of the time because they're too busy with all the other crime and murders that goes on in the "wonderful" city of Chicago!
Behaviors like this define the term FIB. Wisconsinites may have coined the term, but any resident of any can adopt this term, including this Indiana resident that commutes to this hellish landscape 5 days a week. You don't want to be called a FIB? Then stop driving like one.
Because it takes an Illinois license plate and shitty reckless driving to be one. Imagined being nearly T-boned by one and then a month later, getting rear-ended by another, and you have to get a new car because of it (both on Stoney Island Ave). Another instance is that they're drunk or high and they flip a U-turn while speeding, only to crash into a building. Of course they aren't insured, because why would you have insurances?! Or they can just be a complete asshole and block you from changing lanes because they have nothing better to do! That's on top of the local Chicago dipshits that want to go 20+ miles over the speed limit. They're literally part of the reason why the song "I Hate Chicago" exists. It's always a race with these people. Speed cameras can't come soon enough. Corrupt cops don't even lay a finger most of the time because they're too busy with all the other crime and murders that goes on in the "wonderful" city of Chicago!
Behaviors like this define the term FIB. Wisconsinites may have coined the term, but any resident of any can adopt this term, including this Indiana resident that commutes to this hellish landscape 5 days a week. You don't want to be called a FIB? Then stop driving like one.
by kitsuneikari August 5, 2022