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Eye-Bitching

The act of a person being a bitch with only their eyes.
That hoe was just eye-bitching my shoes!
by bsbl4ebff December 17, 2008
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Eye-Kyu

a rapper who appeared on Eminems first album Infinite. He seemed to dissappear after that, although he will be famous for the rhymes he wrote
Yo some people say I'm whack, now if that's right
I'm the freshest whack MC that you ever heard, in your lifetime
My slick accapella sounds clever with the beats
Boy I'm the deepest thing since potholes to ever hit the streets
Forgot a gold digger's succubus , my souls thick with ruggedness
With the mic I'm like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck with this
I got more Different Strokes than Philip Drummound
On open mic I bone your women just to keep my lyrics coming (bitch)
We elevated to new heights premeditated
Let it be that I stated they hate it now that they see that I made it
The escalated can be put to the test of greatness
Snatch the heart from MC's and I ate it
So I take it that's the reason I'm hated
To represent my temperment
If rap was a dick all you so called hard MC's would not be impitant-Eye-kyu 313 infinitew 1995
by ill skillz February 13, 2005
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eye worms

Those kind of brownish transparent things floating on your eye balls. If you focus on them they keep moving and you can never make one stay still. Its like they are floating all around your eye for no reason but when you look in the mirror you cant see them. When you try to turn your head to follow them people think you are crazy and throw rocks at you.
I was following the eye worms around on my eye by turning my head and suddenly I was looking into the sun and now iam blind.
by Mr Pib April 2, 2005
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eye tap

Checking out someone to the point that you imagined 'tapping that ass'.
Hey you see that Hottie?

Yeah, I already eye tapped that.
by Jzander July 4, 2007
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Eye-Badooger

To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.
(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)

"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"
by Michael Stone December 9, 2008
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Eye Caviar

Term coined by creative boutique Doppel & Ganger in 2008 as a way to refer to very high quality, visually stimulating imagery (be it photography, illustration, cinematography, sculpture etc.) Production value as well as content are two important factors in determining if something qualifies as 'Eye Caviar' in today's visually competitive world.

Even though the term may be used interchangeably with "Eye Candy", the term Eye Caviar only refers to imagery of the highest artistic, creative and content standards; and not to something that is only "pretty to look at".
"Ok, Phil, are you ready for some real Eye Caviar now that you saw all these amateurs and their half-assed work?"
by Neuromantis October 1, 2009
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Eye Closer

Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:

C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.

Tonight let's eye close someone.
by Owl Manning November 29, 2010
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