Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
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I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!
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Expertism characterized the Covid era, as gullible people unquestioningly followed ever-changing guidance from "experts."
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