long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
by gorilla tities February 17, 2014
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Goblin mode expert

Goblin mode is a variation of the cowgirl sex position where the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person and simultaneously grunting and occasional manic laughing. A goblin mode expert is this but the person on top never breaks character. Enjoys it so much sometimes they lose themselves and cannot control themselves even after the person on bottom has had enough. Be careful out there.
Oh no she’s a goblin mode expert!
by Hlab hlab March 05, 2022
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tongue massage expert

Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area
Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert
by Tnp12rocks March 29, 2017
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meat sludge luge expert

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
by Ian Chode November 24, 2003
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1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022
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Expert Goal

this highest goal in Diner Dash and many other casual downloadable games
Woo Hoo, I got expert goal on the last level of Diner Dash!
by 50%Cat May 31, 2011
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Singapore expert

People who are extremely stupid and incompetent, or have no idea what the hell they are saying. Just like the dog meme, except it's not fun, and people will suffer, or are suffering the consequences of their incompetence. Used mostly as a derogatory remark, or an adjective.

This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
Example 1
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!

Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep

Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
by 狮城咖啡 October 29, 2021
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