Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
by gorilla tities February 17, 2014
Get the long haired jizz expertmug. Goblin mode is a variation of the cowgirl sex position where the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person and simultaneously grunting and occasional manic laughing. A goblin mode expert is this but the person on top never breaks character. Enjoys it so much sometimes they lose themselves and cannot control themselves even after the person on bottom has had enough. Be careful out there.
by Hlab hlab March 4, 2022
Get the Goblin mode expertmug. Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area
by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017
Get the tongue massage expertmug. A Homosexual.
by Ian Chode November 23, 2003
Get the meat sludge luge expertmug. Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching
Becoming an Olympic expert
E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving
B:yes
A:do you watch diving often
B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics
E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving
B:yes
A:do you watch diving often
B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics
by Klojarw July 29, 2024
Get the olympic expertmug. Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!
So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!
by deep beep March 10, 2023
Get the Hot Water Expertmug. A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow
Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021
Get the Cock Expertmug.