experience gormandizer

n. one who spends their life in search of experiences; one who involves themselves in major events for the sake of the experience, regardless of whether or not the experience is personally meaningful; one who fills themselves with experiences for the sake of storytelling material

Brandon rioted after the Red Sox beat the Yankees, and he's from California. He went to the Kerry rally and didn't even vote. He went to primal scream and complained that it was gross. He doesn't even care about any of that, but he'll tell the stories over and over. He's such an experience gormandizer.

by c l m January 14, 2005

The Linda Experience

When someone drives realy slow, can't take directions and gets lost very easy all while your sitting in the car.

It took us over an hour to get here when it should of only took 30min! You just had the The Linda Experience!

by GMoney52 February 24, 2010

near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.

That guy has had a near death experience.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

The George W. Bush Experience

getting high from any hallucinogenic drug, including LSD, PCP, etc. Used because of certain people's opinions of George W. Bush as a stupid, deluded liar who lives in a fantasy world--so being on LSD would be like being George W. Bush.

"Hey man, for only a few thousand I can hook you up with enough of the best angel dust to have you living the George W. Bush experience for months."

by --Meatwad-- November 22, 2004

social experiment

Synonym for prank that assholes use to deflect any responsibility.
Very rarely used to describe actual experiments.

Asshole: *shoots dog*
Dog Owner: Dude what the fuck
Asshole: Don't worry dude it's just a social experiment.

by Gamer Eevee May 29, 2016

expedite

(v) to make things quicker; to facilitate.
This is a word that many flight attendants use to make themselves sound as if they have actually graduated from high school. They seem to think it is especially effective if it is combined with other words used only by people who are trying to sound smart.

Sir, if you would please help expedite the boarding process by placing your bag into the overhead compartment and taking your seat.

by Echo24 September 18, 2008

expecially

A common mispronunciation of the word "especially"

I like eating mayonaisse right out of the jar; expecially on a hot summer day"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008