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Everyone’s Favorite Holiday 

Omg it’s June 19th I love Alahna! That’s literally everyone’s favorite holiday.

Everyone lies 

Except for Hym....
Hym "Do me a favor and put that on my tombstone, will you? 'Everyone lies... Except for Hym...' That'll be dope... Oh, and I changed my mind about the cremation this so what I'm going to need you to do is make an underground shrine out of the bones of that whore and the cripple and then place my urn so that they're, like, holding it up, right? I mean... The entire shrine doesn't need to be made of their bones. Just the altar part is fine."
Everyone lies by Hym Iam March 5, 2023

everyone who is not me 

Dumb cunts
Y'all aren't me (everyone who is not me)

everyone’s a roll

Hey! Did you know everyone’s a roll?

everyone_lovesyahir 

a cool guy 👍🏽
bro did you know everyone_lovesyahir is so cool

Everyone Knows That

Porn
The song it''s actually from an 80s porn film called "Angels of Passion" on XHamster
Person 1: Hey, Remember "Everyone Knows That"?
Person 2: yeah, the song got found
Person 1: WOW I'M SO HAPPY~
Person 2: On XHamster
Person 1: What the fuck?