real estate contrarian

A property manager or investor who after purchasing property, contrary to the traditional approach of renting it out, burns it to the ground for the insurance money.
The rental market in Flint Michigan is so bad only a real estate contrarian could make money.
by Lebron is a hater October 13, 2020
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Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.
I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.
by BadRipley August 23, 2011
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High Real Estate

This is what a man or woman is when they know their self worth. They will not settle for less. Someone that has set their standards high. Those standards are respected only because those that want the man or woman in question know they are getting something that everyone wants, but can't have.
For instance, there's a woman who knows exactly what she wants and more importantly, deserves. A woman like this is a high commodity. Surely a "real" man does not want someone who is not sure of herself. Therefore, the woman is most likely wanted by several men and therefore, is "high real estate."
by SquirtyTurd May 21, 2009
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Prime Real Estate

An extremely attractive girl that's at or about to hit the age of consent.
Brody- You dudes wanna go to the mall? I'm meeting Amanda there.

Juan- Fuck yeah, didn't she just turn 17? Prime real estate right there, son.

Eric- Hell yeah. Plus, it's the mall. Where else can you find such a high concentration of some prime real estate?
by nandeezy June 05, 2010
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Real estate developer

The chief strategist of a building project and general rapist of the land needed to "improve" the community. Cunningly masters the art of deception as he solicits investors and prepares bogus tax returns for financing the project.

An expert at filing for bankruptcy at the end of every business cycle, still manages to live in a huge house, while those residents he displaced still search for affordable housing.
The real estate developer paid homage to the historical neighborhood he razed by cladding his own 15,000 square foot mansion in brick.
by Grant Rampus July 07, 2016
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Real Estate Agent

A full-service residential buyer- and seller-specialist who assists clients in the sale of real property. This person alleviates much of the confusion and frustrations of buying or selling a home with the experience she or he has amassed over time within a given local real estate market or neighborhood. A real estate agent is armed with the tools necessary to provide creative and innovative solutions in real estate services. She or he provides resources to assist clients discover value in real property, provides strategies to build equity in her or his clients’ investment, and facilitates negotiations toward an ideal solution for her or his clients.
Does your real estate agent have a record of success?
by Good Life January 28, 2011
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