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bimbo eruption

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you unless your wife brings charges, well you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b). Unless you were a member of the hippie counter culture and participated in something like the Woodstock festival of August 1969. Oh and by the way, never insult a woman by saying she has a bimbo eruption def c) unless you are an even worse misogynist than Ted Bundy or Gary Ridgeway
by Sexydimma October 10, 2016
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Snowball eruption

A sexual act where a female puts four fingers into a male's butt hole while sucking him off until he ejaculates into her mouth then she spits the load into his butt hole after that the male stands over her an farts the load back into her mouth.
Did you hear Ms. Johanson is super kinky?

If she's up to it y'all should try a snowball eruption.
by Skankhunt699 October 18, 2016
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Herriquacano Eruption

this is when there is a hurricane, earth quake, and a volcano eruption in the sam time period.
this happened in 1990 -1991 during the period of Corazon Aquino in the Philippines.
pee pi: HOLY S*** A HERRIQUACANO ERUPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by i am prostipating September 6, 2023
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Iceland Volcanic Eruption

The Iceland Volcanic Eruption is when someone is eating a bitches ass and they feel the need to vomit, take a used toilet paper roll, stick it in her ass and proceed to vomit in the tube. After the orgasm of her dreams, let her shit it all out
Ate that bitches ass, have her that Iceland volcanic eruption.
by wackywaterfella December 19, 2023
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eruption concoction

when a male ejecaculates in a mixed womens drink when she is not looking
i made lindsay's drink a eruption concoction
by sexyflexy September 4, 2010
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Grindavik Eruption

A swarm of intense earthquakes in the Reykjanes Peninsula, Iceland began on 24 October 2023, due to a magmatic intrusion underneath the area. The frequency and intensity of the earthquakes dramatically increased 10 November, with 20,000 tremors recorded by that time, the largest of which exceeded magnitude 5.2. An evacuation was ordered in the town of Grindavík, which is located near the area of the seismic activity. Large-scale subsidence in and around the town is reported to have caused significant damage.

Although earthquakes are a frequent occurrence in Iceland due to the island being situated at the boundary of the Eurasian and North American tectonic plates, the recent swarm was noted for being more extensive than usual. Three volcanic eruptions have occurred in the Reykjanes Peninsula since 2021, around the Fagradalsfjall volcano.

The 2023 earthquake swarm is associated with a magmatic intrusion estimated to be up to 15 kilometers long that runs in a south-westerly direction, starting at Kálfellsheiði ˈkʰaulˌfɛlsˌhei ðɪ and following the line of the Sundhnúkur ˈsʏntˌn̥u kʏr̥ crater chain at a depth of around 800 meters. The largest of the earthquakes originated under the Sundhnúkur craters but subsequently propagated south-west under Grindavík and into the sea.

The giphy gives us a better understanding of what's happening beneath the surface.
Grindavik eruption: could happen any minute now
by UrLocalSeagull November 21, 2023
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Vagcanic Eruption

When you fuck a girl so hard she starts her period
Me and my girl fucked so hard last night she had a vagcanic eruption and it got all over me
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