EPOS

The delicate yet elusive act of taking a car and ploughing it through a grassy pane, wether it be a park, field or any area that has grass on its surface. Some fear EPOS, others have it in their blood.

EPOS professional: Fancy epos'ing the absolute fuck out of that park a bit later?
EPOS assistant: highly deece

by George Thomas! August 20, 2009

Egosexual

One who is only sexually attracted to his/herself.

Lady GaGa is egosexual considering she is only attracted to herself.

by g-rilla July 30, 2010

exposed

Conar

1 bro did you see the group chat
2 no
1 conar got exposed again
2 again?

by mr nae nae man January 28, 2021

emosexual

Denotes that boundries between the sexes are blurred. Steming from queercore and riot grrrl, which originated in the '80's and 90's (respectively), it has grown and thrived in the just as frusterated emo scene. Males tend to act more effeminate in actions, demeanor and dress (hence why it's more acceptable int he emo scene). Females are more dominant and independant in nature, and also dress in a more masculine way. It is not necessarily linked with a bi-sexual behavior, tho it is not uncommon.

Ricky's being such a bitch. no surprise, he's been so emosexual lately.

by TakeMyKnife May 24, 2004

Emosexual

Misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. So, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their testicles burst, slit their wrists, and log on to myspace. The world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. They will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. Emosexual people aren't real, so don't be careful about what you say. They have no feelings, except sadness. You can beat the crap out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. Don't treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. Not good at all.

Emosexual #1: Hey look, I'm rich- let me slit my wrists!
Emosexual #2: Yeah everyone hates me. Boo-hoo.

by Justin P. McGee November 6, 2006

emoser

Emo poser. Someone who is so sad that they can't even manage true emodom.

LL: Rachel is such an emoser.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.

by Lana Banana June 22, 2005

epometer

When something happens it is rated on an epometer scale.
0-50 epic fail
50-100 epic win

"she just fell over."
"HAHA that gets 80 epic wins, on the epometer"

"my mother just died"
"oh no, that gets 3 epic fails, on the epometer"

by My pseudonym laugh laugh January 12, 2010