360-ejaculation

When you are masturbating, you get up a few seconds before you ejaculate. Then you do a 360 and shoot your load.

I pretended to do a 360-ejaculation when I did a 360 with my watergun right by my penis, and shot my friend with it.

by genitalwartz69 October 5, 2011

Post-Ejaculation Apathy

Also known as (P.E.A) The process of when right after a man ejaculates, a trigger occurs and the man's mind and emotions are completely clear. After ejaculating they do not care about anyone or anything and has a huge impact on there decision making. Thats why most guys leave after sex or feel very comfortable around there partner. It is also used as a defense mechanism against women. You see women posses the power of manipulation threw emotions, while guys posses the power of clearing out emotions, but only threw ejaculation.

I had a bad case of Post-Ejaculation Apathy thats why me and maria aren't together anymore.

Did you just not want to be with her or did you have a Post-Ejaculation Apathy?

by McSteamy Prendes November 20, 2010

Ejaculated

To say something quickly, and suddenly. The lesser known definition of Ejulated.

"I'm gonna cum!" he Ejaculated.

by PleaseGodNoNotTheVoicesAgain April 1, 2017

Verbal Ejaculation

To verbally interject into a conversation that you have no party in.

Verbal Ejaculation :

Two people are discussing lego hair for instance, and your dumbass says 'oh like that jackass'. You completely verbal(ly) ejaculated onto/into their conversation.

by Pointman January 18, 2009

ejaculatory inevitability

The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.

"I was railing Anna last night when she mentioned Battlestar Galactica. I immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face."

by Butters1 May 15, 2010

Ejaculate

1. When you're so aroused that you squirt out semen.
2. The act that separates boys from men.

"Oh man, I just ejaculated on my gf's pussy"

by SwaggyGUpInDisHouse July 3, 2015

ejaculatte

The incident invoked by putting your latte down on the counter to reach for condiments. In doing so, gravity combined with the sheer amount of milk foam reacts in such a way as to send a plume of foam out the small hole in the top.

Starbucks patron #1: "Ew, what the hell is that on your shirt?"
Starbucks patron #2: "Fuck, I know! My machiatto totally ejaculatte'd all over me!"

by tanzfieber November 6, 2007