Eating Table

A position in which one partner is pushed against a table during the act of intercourse, so that they may taste and bite the surface they are pressed against.

Gary’s a total bottom, I heard he was eating table last night.

by ILOVEWORDSANDPHRASES February 20, 2023

self eating watermelon

A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )

The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become

by jondrew December 13, 2010

Brodie Eating Carrots

A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.

Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.

by Shygvy March 15, 2022

face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009

dick eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man
2. Copying off of someone
3. Joining in an conversion without being wanted
4. Being unnecessary in a situatio

This guy was dick eating off my swagger.

by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart January 24, 2014

Eating Shit

Wiping out hardcore in a public place with no hope of a graceful recovery.

Man, did you see Kayla eating shit last night at the club. Her face was all fucked up this morning.

by Rastaman 2 September 13, 2009

eating steak

Performing any sexual act. Usually used when referring to handjobs or blowjobs.

While you and your girlfriend are eating steak in the movies, I will wait outside.

by Poly Coke January 11, 2008