earbating

1.noun An act of masturbating with ear. Usually an act of listening to trance/progressive/techno music in which the ear is masturbating by itself when the music segues into the dramatic climax of the song resulting in eargasm.

2.verb To masturbate in the form of eargasmic act.

1. The tune mixed by Markus Schulz is worth earbating.

2. My friends all had earbated after attending a trance gig in London.

by arambai August 3, 2010

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earotic

something triggering an eargasm or stimulating the ears to the brink of earjaculation.

tom cruise: did you hear that new clay aiken song on the radio?! it was so earotic!

perez hilton: yeah, i almost had an eargasm!

tom cruise: i almost had an orgasm!

by it's a great day... November 25, 2010

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Earob • Eurobeat • earbud • earjob • Earbashing • earon • earlobe • earbola • euroboo • euroboy

earbud poppers

pop-ups in between giraffes' ears.
These enable giraffes to have aerodynamic necks.

When the wind blows, the earbud poppers deflect the wind to the opposite direction so that the giraffes' necks do not bend and snap.

by Morry Krein April 15, 2011

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Earlobelessness

The state of missing, not having, or lacking any defined soft tissue where your earlobe is supposed to be; the inability to be cool due to the tragic birth defect of missing an earlobe.

Hey Yohann, would you ever consider going out with Michael?" "No Sean, I would rather not torture myself by having to see that pathetic excuse for a human's "earlobelessness" every day. Plus I know he would ask me to suck his face and i'm not into that sort of stuff."

by XXDarkMageSlayer11XX June 30, 2011

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