Exius

Incessantly, unceasingly sarcastic individual known for his witty puns, clever comebacks, and clever quips. Is the kind to share about knowing at least one "hottie mcthottie".

"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but couldn't keep it on track with his incessant riposte of his signature actually-hilarious-jokes".

by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

Jonathan Silverman exit

To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.

Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.

Steve knew he would have a tough time finding a job after last week's Jonathan Silverman exit.

by world champ crapper May 27, 2010

Exing

Being addicted to your past!

Bryan is never going to be over April. He is exing!

by Boobah18 March 15, 2010

why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017

exit post

A post in a forum or on social media one uses to indicate they are leaving a group, thread, or discussion. Typically met with a roast of said person for making a spectacle vs leaving quietly.

A-Hey did you see Maria's post that she's leaving the group?
B-No I did not.
A-She got roasted pretty good for making an exit post.

by xxxmdubxxx January 9, 2017

Existing

Something none of us should be doing right now

I don't see how you don't get the description, existing is pretty straight forward

by ThatOneKidDrew September 16, 2017

marlena exit

a quick departure, usually from a party or gathering without many goodbyes. may seem abrupt.

Hey, what happened to Ken?
Oh, he's done a marlena exit, he's gone.

by Elaine Maz January 30, 2008