Anal excavator

Specifically a male who enjoys excavating another person's anus.

Person 1: Yo what you doing tonight man?

Person 2: Meeting up with this qt 3.14 tonight!

Person 1: Anal excavating ?

Person 2: You know I'm an anal excavator, what else would I be doing...

by Ayyyyyy lmao July 7, 2015

Facebook Escalation

When someone posts something to their facebook status and a thread evolves from it that escalates the status until commenters feel it necessary to seek out the poster by other means such as IM or even phone call.

Status Update: Girl 1 is 7 days in, and not looking back! :+).

Guy 1: ???
Girl 2: ???
Girl 2: haha...Guy 1 and I posted the same thing at the exact same time....Freaky!
Guy 1: I know, right? I barely hit enter when I got an email saying "Girl 2 also posted a comment"
Girl 2: Freaky! Great minds think alike! : )
Guy 1: Now if only Girl 1 was as fast to respond if we were :p
Girl 2: Maybe sometime next week we'll get a response :P 
Guy 1: A week? I don't have that kind of time!! Maybe I should call her?
Girl 2: Yeah, she might get back to you by Friday if you do that! Lol
Guy 1: I got ahold of her on IM! She claims she'll come respond!
Guy 1: This has become a classic case of Facebook Escalation!

by Andreyl April 4, 2009

escolator

a moving staircase

I rode up the escolator

by JOHNSON II October 16, 2003

escalatory

A type of problem that is beyond the scope of your responsibilities, or something you really just don't feel like doing.

"This problem looks escalatory, make Steve do it."

by ZackIsWorking November 5, 2014

exhalator

a device, for example a vibrator, used for wanking purposes. Also called an exhaler.

Whenever he wants to jerk off, he uses an exhalator.

by uttam maharjan July 11, 2010

Escalavator

The mix between an elevator and an escalator.

Dude: Why is that elevator going diagonal?
Dude 2: 'Cause it's an escalavator! DUH!

by Rytae Lymn April 4, 2013

descalator

A staircase that seems to slow down everything around you

The pictures on the walls seemed to elongate and contourt as Hallex rode the descalator, though she knew from past experience that it was simply the fact that they were moving far faster than her.

by Quallic July 7, 2016