empire earth

Very good game with the same set up as Age of Empires and/or Red Alert. Go from the Stoneage to Nano Age and fight your way to victory...

Only drawback is the ass pirate who constantly says," We be under attack!" whenever some stray enemy soldier throws a rock at your wall.

Guy: I'm playing Empire Earth. It's fun and --
Game: We be under attack!
Guy: What the fuck was that?
Game: We be under attack!
Guy: What the FUCK!!?
Game: ...
Game: We be under attack!

by Durango24 June 11, 2006

empale

Born from the heavenly depths of St. Mother Ria herself, Empale is a gamebred violent champion in Hypixel's Rankededed SkyWars. Legend has it that if you encounter Empale in a Hypixel Ranked SkyWars match, he will sting you with his monstrous penile and send you back to the lobby in a matter of mere seconds. #EMPALEBESTMASTERS

Sackboy_clunkerpat5: Hey dude, that kid empale fucked me the frickety frick up just now, I think he's cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMPALEFAN696969: LOOOOOOOOOOL STAY MAD LLLLLLLLLLLLLL WASHED YOU ARE! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by jogglepiped_cangorang July 11, 2020

empty balls

When u have ejaculated so much that there is no semen left in your testicles.

Dude I just empty balled into ur mom.
When I was doing destroy dick December I went into empty balls mode.
I have empty balls right now cuz i fapped too much last night

by Peepee facts November 28, 2018

The God-Emperor of Mankind

A twelve foot tall badass from the 41st millennia intent on universal domination under the Imperial truth who rapes stars systems for his day job

Holy shit is that The God-Emperor of Mankind?
No, that's the sun.
Heretic.

by Loyal Imperial Citizen August 19, 2017

empassage

When you want to emphasize a particular message in a group chat, or a direct chat.

This word can be specifically used when you want to emphasize a particular message in a chat that may be susceptible to being lost but too good to be left behind.

P - Whoa, you guys need to follow proper netiquette. We should not be flaming these absolutely pathetic answer-siphoning hoes for any reason.

S - Empassage
R - Empassage
K - Empassage

by Vollidiot January 28, 2021

empticiymabmpuuicoyd

Eat my p**** till I cum in your mouth, and beat my p**** up until I cum on your d***

Gf:I want you to empticiymabmpuuicoyd
Bf: And I oop-

by Cheddar tea July 16, 2019

Empire of Lies

The four year term of the 45th President of the United States.

The lies started immediately during the 2015 primaries and multiplied profusely after his 2016 victory until by the end of 2020 he had an "Empire of Lies". One like you wouldn't believe. One like you've never seen before. One of many, many lies. A LOT!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2021