Flying Dutchman

When out of toilet roll and having to go on all fours round the house looking for something.g to wipe.

I ran out ov toilet roll last week a was doin the flying dutchman all round the house looking for a pair of socks

by Soapy the great October 27, 2020

pay the dutchman

1. Pay the price, whatever is being asked, you can't do anything about it.

2. A bit of graft, something on the side or under the counter, if not outright extortion or protection money.

Not the same as baksheesh.

Probably related to 'gelt'.

You've got to pay the Dutchman.

by ackbargus May 23, 2011

The Musky Dutchman

This is a close relative to "The Dutch Oven". It is a vile sex act in which a girl (or a guy depending on your sex or sexual orientation) swallows a fart while giving you a rim-job.

Hey, do you remember that girl I picked up at the bar last night? Well, she was rimming me and I gave her The Musky Dutchman and she held it like a bong hit!

by Anthony Michael Holocaust May 6, 2016

DutchMastur

When one farts under covers and covers him/her self under (like a dutch oven) and than proceeds to masturbate. Hence, Dutch from Dutch Oven and Mastur from Masturbate.

I could not fall asleep so I gave myself a dutchmastur to relief myself and fall into a deep sleep.

by B Mack April 1, 2009

flying dutchman

wrap up fart within blanket; then toss it

When the dutch oven has become too commonplace, rely on the flying dutchman to get your point across.

by mustachio_11222 June 19, 2009

flying dutchman

when you are siting on the couch, and your fart crawls up your back.

Uh, man I just had the loudest flying dutchman when I was watching porno.

by kein sly July 14, 2006

Teddy Duchamp

Someone in the movie ‘Stand By Me’. Known as Corey Feldman.
He’s hilarious and hot asf

“Do you know Teddy Duchamp from ‘stand by me’ “
“Yeah, hes funny and hot.”

by yay life June 12, 2018