Dutch oven

When a guy farts in bed with his girlfriend then pulls then sheets over their heads.

My girlfriend wouldn't do it with me last night so I gave her a dutch oven.

by big zig February 23, 2011

Flying Dutch Oven

When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.

I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.

by Liberal Joe January 17, 2019

Seasoned Dutch Oven

when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."

by seasonedsquirter April 18, 2010

Dutch Oven

While in bed, you fart then pull the covers over the head of whomever is in bed with you. You hold the covers over his or her head until the stink leaves.

Last night in bed, my boyfried pulled a dutch oven on me.

by Jenn Jo November 13, 2006

dutch oven

A large, lidded cast-iron pot with a fold-away, bail handle. Originally, the dutch oven was used as just that, a bread oven. In the days when most families lacked modern stoves, and depended on the fire-place hearth for their cooking, a dutch oven could be filled with bread dough, lidded and buried in hot embers in order to bake the bread. Nowdays, the dutch oven is usually placed atop the stove to cook beans and stews, though sometimes it is still used in a conventional oven to cook bread loaves and baked beans. In rare instances, a cast-iron dutch oven can double as a deep-fryer.

In some areas, the dutch oven is referred to as a "dutchie." This is claimed by the surviving members of Musical Youth as the "dutchie" in the lyric: "pass the dutchie from the left-hand side." from their one hit song. It is of course now believed that the word in the song was changed from "cutchie," a Jamaican slang term for a kind of marijuana.

I cooked a dutch oven full of lentil soup, a pot of saffron rice and even baked a loaf of crispy bread. I am a good cook, no?

by Alan June 4, 2004

Surprise Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.

(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)

Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!

Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!

by Vixen_T January 24, 2010

Dutch oven

A Dutch oven is where you let of a gastly fart under the bed covers and trap it while your girlfriend is out of the room; when she gets back in bed, you force her innocent face under the sheets to see if the odour makes her vomit.

"Pete, last night i Dutch ovened my girlfriend! I wish it had made her vomit though..."

by RyDav March 8, 2009