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dumpster goblin

a female like charecter, that is so disguisting and putrid with a penis shaped nose (like squidward) and a rotten smelly vagina that has a tell tale odor which can be smelt from approximately 1.7453658 miles away. if you can't find your car keys they may be inside of her snatch... good luck to you.
Hey did u see that dumpster goblin?
yea dude, thats the3 last thing i saw before i gouged my eyes out.
by grar mang December 20, 2008
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Dumpster Panties

old or previously used panties that you always keep around in case of emergency. Or if you dont have any emergency panties you go dumpster diving for a new pair
The airline lost her luggage so she had to find a pair of dumpster panties
by lottaCOX March 21, 2011
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Cump Dumpster

It is a nickname given by homosexual cowboys from the south to their fellow gay cowboys from the north. It comes from William Tecumseh Sherman, a Union general during the Civil War's nickname, cump, and cum dumpster. It is used as a flirty way to get into another cowboy's pants at the ranch.
Ceejay: Shucks, Andy, gonna make you into my Cump Dumpster when you come down to Atlanta.

Grant: Dang twang, fill my butthole with your cum, boy.
by HandleBrake12 October 15, 2019
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dumpster hot

(adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.
Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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Sperm Dumpster

Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.
by JamesCondina June 17, 2009
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Dumpster Life

The future lifestyle assumed of an individual who is heavily tattooed. Often includes thugs, criminals, scummy teenagers, prostitutes and various other groups of unsavory people. Such people are headed for a dark and gloomy future involving crime, drug addiction and murder.
Friend 1: Did you hear, John got a new tattoo of barbed wire around his wrist?
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.
by Fagel12345 May 26, 2015
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Dumpster Bump

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."
by JJheffs June 17, 2017
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