Dicket

a credential which grants admission to claim a penis for a designated event, amount of time or moment; a ticket to claim some dick; a steady night caller; male invite to assume an intimate position

Go out & have a drink alone. Don't worry, your holding a "dicket" in your pocket for big boy Ed to come and dick ya down when your done having fun.

I'm calling Tom, he's my "dicket"!

This "dicket" ensures my booty call will be ready, willing and able to satisfy my needs.

by ShootingtheBird September 6, 2011

duckettes

Money In cash forum not change

Gimme your Duckettes

by Paul November 19, 2004

ducktown

a hood in the city of Hamtramck, MI. Includes blocks south of Cannif and East of Conant. Yemans Ave was the original block. est. 1970's.

I'm Ducktown till' the day I die! 100

by Duck313 July 11, 2007

Ducklet

Similar to Ducklings, part of the lette language eg. Doggies is Doglet(s) is similar to pig-latin or kizzool

Did you hear Nath's fart it sounded like a ducklet

by Porn Kinglet March 31, 2008

urban ducktionary

n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.

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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?

Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.

You gonna fatten her up and eat her?

Something like that.

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

duckotomy

A duckotomy, similar to a dichotomy, is a condition wherein a duck is split into two equal but non-overlapping parts, normally before duckfisting.

Phred and Shaunequa were presented with a duckotomy last Wednesday. They could not resolve it.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

docket slam

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.

A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.

by AngryYoungMan2011 July 11, 2011