social distortion

lengendary speedbot, player of albion merlin

wtf social distortion did it again!

by rupert July 9, 2004

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Dibortion

When a man will get a woman pregenant divorce her and kill them both.

Mike got a Dibortion. He’s now on trial for murder

by I’mTheTrashManIThrowTrash June 18, 2019

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Another word for giving up your child to an orphanage. In other words, it’s like you’re going through a divorce with your child. For this word to work, the child must already be born. An unborn child is just an abortion.

“I’ve just had a dibortion my three month old, Sally, to the orphanage”

by Pipyeetsapen April 22, 2021

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Dibortion

A simultaneous divorce and abortion.

Friend: "Hey! How are you and the ol' lady doing?"
Me: "Oh, not so good. I a gave her a dibortion

Friend: "A what?"

Me: "I had her sign the paperwork at the clinic."

by Fastnut March 14, 2022

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Divorties

A person in their midlife crisis and ready to bang

Bob is nice and not creepy like other 40 year old single men. There is something about a man in his Divorties.

It's tough being divorced and also a rebirth. My Divorties are a whole new beginning.

Ever since her Divorties Meredith has really let her hair down.

That dude in his Divorties has stamina.

by FunniCuzItsTru October 24, 2016

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