digital idiot

A Digital Idiot is a geeky person obsessed with technology owning latest iPad, iPhone etc but only using for basics and you ask him or her anything deeper about its functionality and they will fumble and flounder

That guy at work has just got the latest smartphone but as usual can't even download an app talk about a digital idiot

by L0v3p155 September 22, 2016

Digital Charlatan

The snake oil salesmen reborn into the digital age!

Eloquent and charming, the digital charlatan is a fraud who make exaggerated claims on technology using the latest tech buzzwords and predictions. In reality, they deliver nothing tangible and of value.

"shouldn't have wasted time on that digital charlatan and his 90 buzzwords-per-minute speech."

by cre8destiny December 5, 2018

Digital Spliff

One of the biggest advances in modern day engineering, a digital spliff is the action of hitting a cart and a vape in simultaneous action. It is said to be the holy matrimony of cart and vape.

Bro I’m about to hit a digital spliff
No way! Those hits go down so easy!

by Baduss May 14, 2022

Digital Pollution

The act or process of polluting digital space with bites and bits of repetitive, worthless crap. Especially digital pictures i.e. kids, dogs, sunsets, landscapes, weddings. Bloggers are especially guilty for filling the digital spectrum with their self important rambling.

My sister is on the computer nightly contributing to the cause of global digital pollution.

by ldeporto March 13, 2009

Bobby Digital

Known commonly as The RZA, he is the producer, member, and co-founder of The Wu-Tang Clan. He started the Wu-Tang Clan with his cousins The GZA, and Ol' Dirty Bastard. His birth name is Robert Diggs

"My beat travels like a vortex, through your spine to the top of your cerebrum cortex" The Rza (Bobby Digital) - "Triumph"

by Shogun Assasin December 9, 2008

digital dead walker

The most horrific example of social media consumption; creating a seemingly mindless, autonomously functioning individual with all attention focused exclusively on the hand-held device interface, at the exclusion of all other surrounding conditions.

Holy shit, did you see that!? Another digital dead walker just bit the dust! This one fell down through an open man hole cover while attempting to cross the street...stupid fuckers.

by YAWA July 1, 2018

Digital Digital Digital Forever

A metaphorical medium similar to DVD in which the recordings of potentially embarrassing actions are physically published, immortalizing their existence. Also used by the acronyms DDDF or D3F.

Inadvertently created by Garrett Hunter, member of internet sketch comedy group Mega64.

"Are you happy there's a video of you pissing about to be sent worldwide?"

"Yeah, well, I put it on YouTube anyway, so now it's on Digital Digital Digital Forever."

by poopfeast420 December 8, 2012