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The Past- The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Toy Story, and lots more with & without Pixar Animation. Gotta love hand-drawn!

The Present- EPIC FAIL, Hannah Craptana, The so-called "pure" Jonas Brothers, High School Musical (I can't wait until their fans get to high school) and many more crap that continues to come out of Disney's Mickey Mouse shaped ass.
by Doctologist October 4, 2008
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Disney Channel Effect

When someone who is a Disney channel star is instantly a TV actor, movie actor, singer, and song writer.
Girl: Hey did you get Ashley Tisdale's new album?

Guy: Ashley Tisdale is and actress not a singer

Girl: Well because of the Disney channel effect she is also a singer/ songwriter.

Guy: Well that's a bunch of bull...
by gmazz92 September 14, 2010
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Disney XD

A poor excuse for a channel, used to be Toon Disney. Instead of leaving Jonucklehead Brothers on Disney Channel, they decided to flood Toon Disney with (Jonas Brothers), (Miley Cyrus) and what not. They put good movies on occasion like Hercules, and Alice in Wonderland. The last show aired before Toon Disney was The Incredible Hulk. Then HIGH School Musicrap, and Jonas Buttheads came up. They even got a theme ~DISNEY XD! DISNEY XD!~
Guy: Lets watch Toon Disney.

Guy2: We can't, it turned into Disney XD.
by DaDynaDash July 1, 2009
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Disneyland

The largest human trap run by a Mouse. See also: disneyworld.
I went to Disneyland on vacation excited, happy and rich, and left poor, tired, and sick.
I'm going again next year.
by _allismine_ June 11, 2006
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Disney

Animation company formed in the early 20th century by Walter Elias Disney (or D'Isney, in its origianal form). Produced Steamboat willie in 1928- the first full-length animated feature. Today, owns a mass of theme parks, media and toys. One of the richest companies in the world... probably.

Many of their features are now by-words for narcotics.
GUY: Yo, gimme some snow white...

Seller: Video or DVD?
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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Disney Princess

A teenage girl or young woman who maintains an unrealistically wholesome, clean-cut image working for a company such as Disney.

Also applies to any such teenager or woman.
Annette Funicello, Miley Ray Cyrus, Lindsey Lohan have been Disney Princesses.
by Felicia Barton October 5, 2008
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Disney Channel

A very effective method of brainwashing future generations of kids worldwide.
A channel that plays shows and movies that are highly addictive to children and impressionable people. Young children grow up watching it and their parents allow them to, because disney for them is all about the movies they grew up with, and the ideology of family oriented products Disney is associated with, or, theyr just absent parents that dont really give a fuck what theyr kids are watching as long as they dont have to do any or minimal parenting, like my lazy ass mom...
I have young siblings who are glued to the Disney channel 24/7, and I have observed some of the shows with them. I noticed a lot of themes thrown in lyrics, quotes, situations and things of that nature while watching like:
- it's ok to make mistakes( this one is thrown in A LOT, especially in Hannah Montana).
- Talking trash back to your parents is OK (again, hannah montana).
- Rules are ok to break (My Sis & bro love hannah montana, so I mainly see these themes in this show).
- The characters DO have double secret lives, promoting it to the kids.
- All the boys are really gay and feminine(makes ur kids gay).
- All the girls hook up with dudes, you know where kissing leads to in real life( teen pregnancy hello!)

It basically turns your daughter into a slut and ur son into a homo, all the while disney makes money off of you, and ruining the quality of your kids life.

If you don't believe its brainwashing, then give a kid who watches it $20 bucks and walk by them somewhere they sell Disney(hannah montana, jonas, etc.) merchandise and see if they buy it or not. And if they show any symptoms of the themes mentioned above.
the Disney channel made my sister a mindless airhead and my brother a boy lovin' homo...FML!
by Mr.Cornster September 12, 2009
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