dingis

the little thing that is between a man's legs that becomes quite large; either in the morning or on a Tuesday. It has a mind of it's own. It usually becomes aroused when it sees females or Adam Morrison.

For some reason, Dirty Dave's dingis becomes more irresistable on Tuesdays!

by Wormathon October 14, 2006

dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

Dingsta

A dingsta is someone who was brought up in the suburbs, preferably in a middle to upper class family, who in some situations acts like they are from the hood.

Al: "Whatup playa, waz good witchu son, how da hood treatin' youze?"

Brook: "You're a straight up dingsta right now!"

by Charles My Helmut January 18, 2009

Lady Wing Dings

A girl with protruding shoulder blades.

Joey Lightbulb: "Whoah (points aggressively) Check out the hottie with the pronounced scapulas...Talk about strangely compelling. Codename: Lady Wing Dings"
Chief Slitting Bull. "I'd tap that."

by Joey Lightbulb November 1, 2010

dingles

Another Term for an annoying little shit

Dingles: Hullo I don't masterbate

by Chadwick J Bob December 6, 2006

Dinge-queen

A homosexual male who prefers black sex partners.

Lance Bass of "N'SYNC" is a dinge-queen.
(he receives)

by dark demigod of death October 26, 2003

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005