dildo

A phallic masturbation device.

Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.

by Dilbert December 1, 2003

dildo

sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.

"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda

by Wesside January 12, 2005

dildo

a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

by Alianne September 13, 2003

dildo

a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.

i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.

by angie scott February 20, 2003

dildo

a object that looks like a phallis, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about precum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex.

Jenny please pass me my dildo

by Mykellex April 9, 2006

dildo

a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there

by Fatass February 25, 2003

dildo

A fake penis for both male and female enjoyment. Also a replacement for when a boyfriend is not there.

In the slash story, Beautiful Addiction, a dildo is used for torture to keep one person quiet about a secret.

by Spike Mehgay April 17, 2006