mideast migration

Snowboard Sland: Idiotic people who migrate from Texas, Ohio, Oklahoma, Kansas and other mideast states to mainly Colorado and Utah and other ski cities and states.

"This town i full of tourists!"
"I blame the mideast migrational patterns."

by Nick Stevens November 30, 2003

hug-duration calculator

Refers to the mathematical-analysis procedure that you use to determine how long it's been since two embracing people have seen each other, how fond they are of each other, how long they've known each other, etc.

The hug-duration calculator can be very useful in guessing the details of two people's overall feelings about each other. For example, if they rush headlong towards each other "at first sighting" and totally bear-hug da crap outta each other (extra points if da guy sweeps da gal up off her feet and happily whirls her around a couple of times), this indicates that they have been apart for many months or even a year or more, and so they are simply overjoyed to finally be reunited. But if they simply step swiftly forward and enfold each other in a "deeply-tight" and super-long embrace (such as a minute or more; extra points if they also tear-dampen each other's shoulders and/or treat each other to shoulder-blade scrunchiez during said extended squeeze), this indicates that they are simply extra-fond of each other, and/or they are super-grateful for each other's friendship, emotional support, and occasional kindly assistance.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

internal migration

This website should have a defintion.

I dont know internal migration

by ligma6969 May 17, 2020

time dilation

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August

"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-

by c u m m a n April 30, 2021

Spousal Property Migration

This is where your wife will use something in the house and move it to a new location instead of putting it back where it is supposed to go (even though it may have been in that same spot for 10 years). This works with anything in the house, but Tools and flashlights are favorites for most wives.

My tools were in the toolbox, but due to spousal property migration, I can't find a damn thing in its place any more. "Honey, were is my freegin screwdriver?!"

by Frustrated husband December 18, 2009

The Great Migration

(All 3 words should be spelled with capitals): an offensive term for white colonialism of 3rd world countries

the biggest supporter of The Great Migration would have been Winston Churchill

by Sexydimma July 31, 2016

degration

the beating and degrading of the female sex.

I enjoy the degration of women on a daily basis.

by womanizer85 June 30, 2008