implosive diarrhea

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards

Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

by jack bruce June 29, 2005

diarreastic

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.

Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!

by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014

Diarrhate

When you have so much diarrhea that you hate life.

When you're experiencing explosive diarrhea.
When you shit yourself because you have uncontrollable diarrhea.

I ran to the toilet and experienced the worst diarrhate of all time.

by egstrangehart July 27, 2017

Ketchup diarrhea

The water-like red substance that sometimes occurs in a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it before pouring it on your plate.

Oh no, I poured ketchup diarrhea all over my freedom fries! Darnit, I should have shaken the bottle.

by Treklemmer April 26, 2010

Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart

When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....

Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.

by Nutt soar December 27, 2016

Pepto Diarrhea

Similar to Pepto Bismol, Pepto Diarrhea is for those people who have abnormally liquidy diarrhea

Friend: Man Brooke, you seem like you need some Pepto Diarrhea
Brooke: I know:( I ordered some last night

by russianprincesso1 November 12, 2019

Planning a diarrhea

"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.

Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.

* So, are you working on Tuesday?

** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.

by Abarbarea August 29, 2022