Dickslipper

A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!

Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.

by TAYGEN March 30, 2009

National dick slap day

Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead

so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead

by Aniska May 25, 2018

Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011

mega dick slap

when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face

dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cool12 August 22, 2009

dickslapper

dickslapper/dickslap
1. Term used to describe a homosexual. They usually enjoy pounding asses.
2. refers to one a less intelligence, used as a come back to a stupid sexual reference.
3. to jerk one's self

That Dickslapper stole my last banana.

by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

dicksnap

the act of snapping a mans penis, resaulting in EXTREME pain, bleeding, and massive brusing. This can be accidantal or deliberate

'A man is walking down the stairs and slips' "AHHHHHH AHHHHH Fuck I have dicksnap"

by Tyrone Johnson July 1, 2003

Dick slap

Slapping of the testicular region.
Aka what Matt does every night.

Rebecca -Hey Matt what did you do over the weekend?

Matt- Not much besides you. And I had a nice dick slap or two.

by rebecca boggs bitchessss March 11, 2008