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dickshan

such a smart ass, always the perfect man, can be annoying all the time and also has no hairline
he is such a dickshan
by dicksham September 20, 2022
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Dickshake

"Almost every hand that you ever shook has had a dick in it. Try a dickshake. Shake dicks instead of hands!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023
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Dickshitter

A fellow of the (usual) male sex that is beyond nasty. This person is pukish, inside and out. He will never put on deodorant; hardly ever shower, and when he does he will take a shit in the shower and press it down the drain like a play-doh spaghetti maker. He will show off his shit stains and act like a clingy dick to everybody. Do NOT let this person have a crush on you, he’s into some creepy ass shit.
You know that one guy that has borderline stalkish behavior, jerks the hotdog in the bathroom, and smells like a bedridden old man that has been sitting in his own feces for weeks? Yeah him, he’s a total Dickshitter.”
by Theboneman November 1, 2023
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Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.
Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.
by anonymous December 8, 2023
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Dickshit

When saying "bullshit" isn't enough
"Yooo I fucked your mom"
"You Dickshit!"
by DONT_LOOK_UP May 15, 2024
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Dickshake

Dammit gus you spilt your dickshake all over my buns
by Shrek Shack July 9, 2024
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dickshitdeity

the new and improved shared religion in Canada. The 7 free floating delusions of reality combined with the unknown 8th sac religion, the religion of balls, the religion of man, the blasphemer.
"fagdoe introduced a religion by the new and improved shared dickshitdeity, a sac religion that combines all other religions, the religion of man. Born to make mistakes."
by Spoonman1969 December 28, 2024
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