A man who...
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
by me aka tommy March 9, 2010
Get the Professor Dickscrape mug.Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.
Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.
Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.
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Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.
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A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
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