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Amanda : I haven't been able to get fucked by a hot guy in forever. I'm not the kind of girl that can just settle, I need it all, and most of all sex with a hot guy.
Susan: Sounds like you need a Fuckgage. I can give you the number of a Dicknance Officer I know who gives out some pretty decent dicknancing. He says he can get just about any kind of woman dicknanced, and the terms are pretty reasonable if I remember correctly.
Amanda : As long as I can get fucked great for at least a week I'm down for anything.
2 years later after Amanda is Fuckrupt with 2 kids
Amanda *sobbing* : Why won't anybody be with me anymore?
Susan: Sounds like you need a Fuckgage. I can give you the number of a Dicknance Officer I know who gives out some pretty decent dicknancing. He says he can get just about any kind of woman dicknanced, and the terms are pretty reasonable if I remember correctly.
Amanda : As long as I can get fucked great for at least a week I'm down for anything.
2 years later after Amanda is Fuckrupt with 2 kids
Amanda *sobbing* : Why won't anybody be with me anymore?
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