dickorating

The act of decorating a space for a bachelorette party with an abundance of phallus paraphernalia

Woman 1: Haayyy girl have you seen Jenny?
Woman 2: Nah, she's dickorating her place for Megan's bachelorette party tonight

by StoveTop November 26, 2013

dickmorphia

A man with a small penis who is delusional and thinks he actually has a large penis.

That guy I banged last night had a bad case of dickmorphia.

by BroyLaurenwood March 13, 2017

Dicktory

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.

John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.

by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020

Dickfooding

Dickfooding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a dickfooder in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.

Look at this dumbass he always dickfooding.

Nahhh the dickfooding is Crazy.

by ElFanum December 19, 2022

Suck a nigga dick for the road

It's a verse from a "yung rome" production.

Guy 1: Ayo ma nigga, you heard yung rome's new album?
Guy 2: Yeah, don't one of the songs go: suck a nigga dick for the road, young rome!
Guy 1: Yeah nigga.

by yungromeinthecut April 14, 2019

dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

Dickforce

A unit of measure that determines the approximate velocity of a cum shot.

Guy 1: Hey, how was last night?

Guy 2: She was hit with a dickforce of 9

by Dicksmash McIroncock December 9, 2009