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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.
Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!
by swifty0282 January 28, 2023
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Dick out

when a man fucks a woman (or another man) until it hurts so he has to tap out
Girl 1: is sex still good with your boyfriend?
Girl 2: oh yeah, we fucked all until he dick out.
by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
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