dickbarton

A Grass.

Milkybar is such a dickbarton. With a chode of dimentions 2"x9"

by dickbarton March 11, 2004

Dicklash

When you're sexting one person and having a very serious conversation with another person, prompting an erection and making it go away just as quickly over and over.

"I was sexting my girlfriend while my dad was texting me about my grandma's death and it gave me dicklash."

by ashmoney808 November 8, 2019

Dickboat

A "party" boat that isn't good for anything other than annoying people who are on the lake for non-dick reasons. A ski boat full of bros or a "redneck yacht club" boat.

Those assholes on the dickboat keep using our dive flags as ski buoys.

by holmedog July 28, 2015

dickbait

A special feature or character in a series for corny hornballs, that is defused for public airing but dvd/blu-ray has it released without obstructions.

Yo, did you find that beach & bath episode uncensored anywhere?
Nope, it's dickbait.

by lonarlunatic December 9, 2012

dickflate

To harm a male's ego by insulting the size of his penis

Why is Joe so glum?

His girlfriend just totally dickflated him in front of his buddies

by Locutioner March 15, 2016

dickbeaters

A chicks hands or some cases a queers

she uses her dickbeaters to jerk off her boyfriend.
put up your dickbeaters

by jokers1234 July 9, 2010

dickbeaters

the art of putting a better grip on a tool/wrench to tighten or loosen a bolt, cap, or nut.

I hand to use my dickbeaters to get that cap off that jar

by Roox December 1, 2011