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Diablo 2

The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.

The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.
"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."
by youisafurryz September 23, 2008
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Diablo 2

Awesome fucking game. I highly advise buying this game with the exspansion pack and getting to know the game.

It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.
D2LOD is the shit.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth?

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no.

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.
by Dcurr May 13, 2005
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Diablo Blanco Mafia (DBM)

DBM is an elite group comprised mainly of border town Police, originated in San Luis Arizona. The original two founding fathers were SLPD officers who were tasked with bringing down the big brown machine and stnading up for truth, justice, and the American way. DBM has grown and is currently moving across the state of Arizona. The moniker Diablo Blanco was bestowed upon two white Police Officers in San Luis buy local brown scum. DBM was once known briefely as BTP (Border Town Placas). DBM is in no way a white supremist group, nor do they hold the same beliefs and values as a racist group. They hate all non law enforcers the same.
If its brown and north bound Diablo Blanco Mafia (DBM) will take 'em down.
by Bubba Cop October 6, 2008
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pablo diablo

A Pablo Diablo is a tanned mexican with a huge fucking mustache and all he wants to do is blow shit up while screaming. "Oh my fucking god its PABLO DIABLO!"
A: Who is this man?
B: Its Pablo...
Pablo: PABLO DIABLO!
by I live under rocks February 29, 2016
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Diablo Vista

A middle school located in Danville, Ca full of gangster boys with saggy pants and slutty girls with their boobs hanging out of their shirts. Where girls get suspended for cat fights and trashing school property and boys get suspended for fist fights. The school is located in a beautiful area!
Person 1- Oh my god! She just trashed her locker!
Person 2- That is a Diablo Vista student for you.
by porkypineluver May 19, 2011
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Diablo dingdong deuce

a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.
Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014
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diablo

diablo will beat yo ass up in hell
by ghoniashvilinuciko@gmail.com November 20, 2018
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