dedicated

dedicated

/ˈdɛdɪkeɪtɪd/
adjective

When someone (or something) is devoted to a task to a point where it becomes obsessive or completely unreasonable. If someone is "dedicated", they will stop at absolutely nothing to achieve their goal, no matter what the outcome and even at the expense of others. It could also mean when someone is trying far too hard at something.

Matt is a dedicated savage

by _SterlingArcher_ October 3, 2016

floatation devices

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.

*At the annual college swimming championship competition*

Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 24, 2005

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Delicacy

The word used by barbarians to try and hide the fact they are eating ANIMAL parts that are otherwise too disgusting to even mention.

Delicacy: Monkey-BRAINS, Bulls-BALLS, Snails (Escargot), Caviar (Fish-EGGS), Diseased Duck-Liver (foie gras), Pate (Grade Z meat whipped into a blend of filth), Sweetbreads (Thymus glands of a Lamb, Cows, and Pigs.)
Cow-TONGUE, Cat-Penis, Dogs-Balls, Pig-Ears & Feet, ...see Chinese cuisine for more details of disgusting 'food' ideas, they eat any living thing.

by Tenshihan January 16, 2009

Cellular Device

a cell phone.

I got super excited when Jordy called me on my cellular device!!

I just got a new cellular device, I think i'll call Jordy!

by ILuvJordy January 22, 2009

Deviantart

A black hole.

Once you get in, you'll NEVER GET OUT.

Oh, john made a deviantart?

yeah, why do you think we haven't seen him for 3 months?

by fwips October 7, 2012

Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

by BLT85022 November 11, 2011