Dick Destroyer

Abbey was in the middle of giving Ty a blowjob, then Robby came in with a chainsaw and cut off ty's dick. prime example of a dick destroyer

by sixtynine6969sixtynine6969.69 March 4, 2011

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box destroyer

One who destroys many a boxes

Ryan Reynolds is a real box destroyer.

by Shellholder November 12, 2017

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Some say he is a gift from God, and are honored to be in his inimitable presence. Others feel that he raises the sexual bar impossibly high, leaving any subsequent lover to settle for a dismal second place. The Destroyer is a man who takes the Shatner and levels up. He will ensure that only the finest quality sandwich fixins are used, replaces the classic mayo with miracle whip, and invites every Shatnerette in a 50 mile radius to participate in the festivities. If The Destroyer is involved the Shatner becomes a bologna and cheese pedal train of ecstasy.

I thought he was just going to Shatner me, little did I know I had met The Destroyer. There was so much miracle whip and so many feet, I’ve never experienced such orgasmic joy. Nothing will be the same after this. I guess that’s why they call him The Destroyer.

by Bexxx210 February 6, 2022

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whom destroyer

a 14 year old boy named louis who calls beautiful woman; gremlin, midget, loser, stupid idiot, and bozo!

i hate you whom destroyer

by lilydestroyswhoms December 16, 2021

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Death Star destroyer

A small turd that seems harmless but creates a one in a million backsplash and sends a drop of water right up your ass that causes your nervous system to essentially implode

Everything seemed to be going like clockwork during my after lunch stall one meeting when a Death Star destroyer had me gipping the Handi-rails like grim death

by Thor Woofenstein June 14, 2009

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