Dick Destroying December

The month following No Nut November where you would masturbate a certain amount of times day directly correlating to the day of the month.

Holy shit, its its Dick Destroying December, there's no way I can masturbate 31 times on 31st!

by Mcdatty November 14, 2017

anal destruction

The aftermath of vigorous anal sex, especially when the pitcher has a large penis.

Phil was fucking Mary in the ass at 100mph with his 15inch penis he caused some serious anal destruction... she couldn't walk correctly after that.

by ReynaReaktor April 26, 2006

Destroyyoutoo

An unsuccessful person. Someone who fails at something and brings down others with them.

Don't invite him into our clan, He's a destroyyoutoo.

by Urban lexicographer March 26, 2009

Topeka Destroyer

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

by its426 October 22, 2003

Destroy the Starfish

When you obliterate a butthole by penetration with a penis or other object.

"Hey bro, did you destroy the starfish last night?"

or

"I destroyed that starfish last night!"

by Skoozan August 12, 2016

Deathstar Destroyer

The act of performing anal sex, withdrawing, and trying to spit or ejaculate into the open anus.

John decided to re-enact his favorite scene from Staw Wars while giving Jane the business. Much to her dismay, she discovered what a deathstar destroyer was.

by Palisade December 21, 2010

dentronecropheliac

Dentro-necro-pheliac
One who has sex with dead trees

oh yes the way this oak dies makes me want to go all dentronecropheliac

by JoSULLY May 22, 2007