Denmark

The greatest country in the world, where we drink at 13 and have sex at 15, regardless of nationality you can live here (exept swedes).

Guy 1: So where did you go for your vacation
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)

by Nuski15 July 02, 2022

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Hell on earth.

Friend: Hey man where are you from?
Friend #2: I'm from Denmark, and you?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you

by hepno September 06, 2022

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5. Reasons why... You should go to Denmark

1. Lego! Yeah that’s true Lego is from Denmark they have Lego land, and Lego means “Leg godt/play well”
2. Women! Tall blonde/brown haired girls is overall and under 10% of Danes is over weight
3. Hygge! Hygge is the feeling you get when you are cozy and having a good time with friends and family Danes is experts in this
4. Vikings! Just why not?
5. Language! Some of the word Danes say may sound English, and actually it’s because of the Viking that invaded Britain so word like egg/æg, window/vindue and salad/salat sounds the exact same

by The.dane November 19, 2017

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He is such a sweet and funny and goofy guy. He is the best person in the world and he always has such positive vibes. He is so funny and is so nice to everyone in sight. He always looks out for you whether you're his enemy, his lover (Salote), his best friend or anyone. He is so sweet to everyone and he can be really friendly.

"Who helped you yesterday?"
"DenMark"
"Well he must be nice!"

by gangstachickpoly March 07, 2022

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