A piece of shit country with a garbage language filled with shitty people who will throw sports games to spite smaller countries who are counting on them winning to progress.
A: Did you hear about what Denmark did to Iceland in the handball tournament?
B: Yeah, I'm so glad the Spaniards kicked their asses the next game
B: Yeah, I'm so glad the Spaniards kicked their asses the next game
by MidnightMage January 30, 2022
Get the Denmarkmug. by Smokie D March 20, 2017
Get the smokey denmarkmug. 
Doesn't exist.
by Swedish Pagan March 10, 2020
Get the #denmarkmug. He is such a sweet and funny and goofy guy. He is the best person in the world and he always has such positive vibes. He is so funny and is so nice to everyone in sight. He always looks out for you whether you're his enemy, his lover (Salote), his best friend or anyone. He is so sweet to everyone and he can be really friendly.
by gangstachickpoly March 6, 2022
Get the DenMarkmug. (before i 'explain' what denmark is, i wish to inform you that i am danish)
1. the happiest country on earth :D
2. a place were you can get 100% FREE education AND health care.
3. a place were you're allowed to buy STRONG alkohol (fx vodka and jin as such) at the age of 15 AND the is absolutely NO drinking age limit. Witch basicly means that if i wanted to (im 13 btw) i could go out to the fridge and enjoy a cold beer with my dad if he said i could ( but to specify i COULD if i had the permission, my dad would NEVER give me permission to do that) he says i have to be ATLEAST 14 before he lets me get drunk :D.
4. home to the most BEAUTIFUL blond and tall women on EARTH.
5. one of the safest country's on the PLANET (one of)
6. we don't date, its way more complicated in denmark... Like so complicated that I can't explain it
7. we LOVE to put up danish flags EVERYWHERE fx: to birthdays, on boats and on the queens birthday to name a few.
8. we don't like to talk to strangers when were not in fx bars or other public places
1. the happiest country on earth :D
2. a place were you can get 100% FREE education AND health care.
3. a place were you're allowed to buy STRONG alkohol (fx vodka and jin as such) at the age of 15 AND the is absolutely NO drinking age limit. Witch basicly means that if i wanted to (im 13 btw) i could go out to the fridge and enjoy a cold beer with my dad if he said i could ( but to specify i COULD if i had the permission, my dad would NEVER give me permission to do that) he says i have to be ATLEAST 14 before he lets me get drunk :D.
4. home to the most BEAUTIFUL blond and tall women on EARTH.
5. one of the safest country's on the PLANET (one of)
6. we don't date, its way more complicated in denmark... Like so complicated that I can't explain it
7. we LOVE to put up danish flags EVERYWHERE fx: to birthdays, on boats and on the queens birthday to name a few.
8. we don't like to talk to strangers when were not in fx bars or other public places
oh by the way! Try to pronounce this: Rød grød med fløde.
bet you could'nt... Unless your from denmark like me... Or if your learning danish...
bet you could'nt... Unless your from denmark like me... Or if your learning danish...
by ThatCrazyDane July 12, 2017
Get the denmarkmug. by Schweden Schweden November 29, 2020
Get the Denmarkmug.