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deforestation

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them
Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply.
by Dubiks January 10, 2019
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defenestration

I was so drunk on Friday night I defenstrated out the cab window.
by Holly October 11, 2004
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defenestrate

to reduce to utter ruin or nonexistence; destroy utterly; to molliwhop something real nice
After the Mark made a comment about Sean's sister, Sean defenestrated him. Mark was last seen missing two teeth and with a nice shiner.
by Soheil Saeed February 26, 2008
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defenestrated

Being made to laugh while drinking milk through a straw so that milk shoots out through your nose.
Charles laughed when Clarence defenestrated all over his trigonometry homework.
by Hasno Frenz February 14, 2018
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Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem
My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...
by ZStar930 April 18, 2011
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Defenestration

The act of throwing someone out of a window
Death by defenestration has a venerable histort
by Lyric Avery May 21, 2015
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Deforestation

Bro you shave? Naw I'm not about deforestation
by Pause Applause September 12, 2017
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